Death By Dessert | Delicious Food
ByMary Duncanson
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You have to make thesedecadent dessert recipesright now. All sorts of things will happen if you don’t.
36 Decadent Dessert RecipesYou Have To Make Right Now
- You shouldmake this recipe for Decadent Chocolate Rice Krispie Chrunch Cakeor you’ll grow ten new chin hairs next week.
- It’s your choice, your in-laws will come live with you or you can make these After Eight Mint Ice Cream Cubes. But don’t make them for the in-laws–or they’ll come live with you anyway.
- Your frown line will turn into a frown crevice if you don’t make this Gooey Chocolate Coconut Cake with Brown Butter Sauce.
- Chocolate Covered Key Lime Piebetter be on the menu soon oryour child will find a kitten while walking home from school. And name it Cuddles.
- Make these Banana Cream Pie Bites or your ex won’t get fat or grow bald.
- You’ll get a runner in your back-up pantyhose if you don’t make theseRed Velvet Cake Pots.
- Don’t panic, but you can make Whipped Cream Berry Layer Cake or your favorite restaurant will close down on your birthday.
- Milkyway Caramel Cheesecake Brownies need to be on your table for dessert tonight or your neighbor’s dog will have a happy ending while humping your leg.
- Eat these Dark Chocolate Brownie Cookies, or all of your “down there” hair will turn gray overnight.
- Make this Ice Cream Sandwich Cake, butKanye West will probably tell you to give it to Beyonce.
- Choose not to make theseBananas Foster Baby Cakesand the bags under your eyes will become travel trunks.
- After the super-uncomfortable parent-teacher conference, you’ll wish you’dmade these Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookies for Two, so you could have avoided havingyour child bring your “neck massager” to show-and-tell.
- You can make these Ooey Gooey Salted Caramel Chocolate Chip Cookies or your child will quote scenes from Game of Thrones to his second grade teacher.
- So, I’d like to say that you can go without making this recipe for Angle Food Cake Churro Bites with Cream Cheese Frosting, but if you don’t, your significant other will find your secret stash of period chocolate and eat it.
- You can make this No-Bake Banana Split Pie or you’ll enjoy the honor of beingflattered because the hot guy in the grocery store was hitting on you, only to find out he was hitting on the younger woman in front of you instead.
- Everyone will start calling you ma’am if you don’t make this Millionaire’s Shortbread.
- Eat this Fleur de Sel Caramel or you’ll ask someone at the grocery store where to find diapers and they’ll take you to the incontinence aisle instead of the baby aisle.
- Do you want your daughter tocome home engaged to that guy you hoped was ‘just a phase?’ No? Then make this Strawberry Chocolate Chip Cake.
- Make these Apple Dumplings NOW, or you’ll find a spider at the bottom of your coffee cup after you’ve finished drinking it. A hairy spider with one missing leg. Eew.
- Chocolate Cherry Bars better be in the oven soonor your muffin-top will become a double-decker-cake-top.
- You’ll find out you’re pregnant two weeks after having angry break-up sex with your ex if you don’t make this Chocolate Peanut Butter Bundt Cake.
- Eat this Strawberry Shortcake Cheesecake or you’ll reach for the last can of co*ke and the pull tab will be missing.
- Whip-up a batch of theseS’mores Browniesoryou’ll get an ingrown hair you-know-where.
- I recommend you pull together theseBlack Forest Brownie Bitesor you’ll scratch the right side of your nose just as your boss’s car pulls up on the left.
- Yourfriends will win at Power Ball the week you decide to spend your dollar on a McRib if you don’t make this Oreo Cookie Cupcake next week.
- Take a second look. You want to make this Chocolate Praline Layer Cake or you’ll be so tired you accidentally brush your teeth with Desitin.
- Go ahead,spend five hours cleaning and then your mother will come over and tell you how you did it all wrong, or just make these little delicious Limies.
- I swear, if you don’t make this Cherry Cheesecake Brownies, you’ll put the turkey in the oven on Thanksgiving morning, but forget to turn the oven on.
- Guinness Chocolate Cake is the only thing that willsave you from being told you look great for your age.
- Make this Lemon-Blueberry Cream Pie orthe underwire will break on your favorite bra.
- Get out your baking utensils and make these Homemade Lime Bars or your child will mix up the measurements for baking soda and sugar in your mother’s day pancakes and will be hurt if you don’t eat them anyway.
- That’s fine. Don’t make these Caramel Apple Cupcakes, but next time you go out drinking with the girls, they won’t stop you when you decide to get that YOLO tattoo.
- Your toddler will rip out the last five pages in the mystery novel you’ve been reading, if you don’t make this Snickers Poke Cake.
- These Mini-Lemon Hand Pies need to be made very very soon or your mom will tell your significant other what you really thought about them when you first started dating. Don’t think she’s forgotten.
- If you don’t make these Loaded Maple and Bacon Donut Fries, you’ll have your worst break-up ever. Your gynecologist will tell you he can’t see you anymore. Ooooh.
- Is it really a sacrifice to make these Chocolate Tacos? They’ll stop making your shade of foundation–just your shade.
